Twitter drama :o

http://t.co/rebkKb67

IF YOU DON'T SPEAK OR READ ENGLISH DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND TRANSLATE.. THIS IS SO FUNNY OMFGGG i luv this girl whoever she is go kenzie

Talk about being rich huh wow i'm impressed

Zayn's Back on Twitter!

okay, you can all bow down to the Aztec Gods and thank them for bringing zen malk back. :) He tweeted this about two hours ago: "Sorry, i was getting some abuse on Twitter, but I don't want to let my fans down. So I am back!! :) x"

Twitterless Zen

I'm still pretty down about zayn not having twittuh anymore ya feel? but what can ya do. his sister keeps trying to reassure everyone because everyones likes sticking twigs up their assholes like CALM DOWN IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. yes, i miss him too but he barely tweeted anyway hahaha. one of his security guards tweeted a fan saying he's sure zayn will be back. let's wait and see :) xx

Their good morning tweets :) ((((i didn't make this))))

• Niall: I miss my princess, @[Y/T/N] and her amazing meals. Love ya!
• Zayn: Watching the sunrise, so beautiful! But not as beautiful as the lovely @[Y/T/N]! Love you, babe! Aha :D x
• Louis: @[Y/T/N] fell asleep last night on Skype! I took lots of pictures, only because you're cute when you sleep, love. :)
• Liam: @[Y/T/N] don't forget to feed my turtles! Also, tell them that mommy and daddy will be together again soon! :) love you.
• Harry: On my way home...stagram? @[Y/T/N] can't wait to see you! We'll have fun when i get home... ;D

Harry's Tweet: expected.

"Did one of the guys commentating the Olympics used to do Robot Wars?"


see like what does that mean. but at least i expect this. his tweets never make any sense. 

Liam's Tweet

"Postman man pat , postman pat , postman pat and his black and white cattt..."




UMM.... i'm sorry. but what the actual fuck does that mean??...

Niall's twat, i mean tweet.

Niall tweeted about his 'momma' being in London with him awwww BABE<3

Niall's tweeeeeeeeet

"love the olympics coz it brings all countries together! all the different countries flags together in the crowd" this is what Niall tweeted a few minutes ago. I read it really quickly and thought he said "countries fags" OMG HAHAHA but then i reread it and i was like oh.

OMGOMGOMG GUESS WHAT?!!!! LIAM FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER LASJDLFHASLDFOAWIEJ;LZKXZNXC.V,NJ YAYYYYYY ..........................and then i woke up

Liam Tweet Tweet

Liam just tweeted about how hard they're working on the second album and how excited he is for us to hear it. a;ldjlaskjdflaskjdf;las i wish i could throw pixie dust on his face to make him tiny so i could carry him around in my pocket all the time ok?!