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isso realmente é muito tensso:

 I feel like this happened to me, very big headache :(( but on the bright side, harry is a beautiful retard<3

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My reaction when someone doesn't find me absolutely hilarious.

ok, i'm sorry i'm done. sometimes i just like to let people know how amazing i am you know? no? ok.

yep. basically.

guys, i'm actually so funny okay i make myself want to shart like i've never met anyone so funny just saying. if you disagree, i give you permission to stick a lamppost up your ass hole.

LOOK GUISE THIS IS ME AND YASMIM'S COUSIN

okay, so we did this to our cousin and told him he could be in one direction now hahaha since we all know they go in one direction *wink wink*

he actually looks like a transvestite ((hitler version)) but ok.

Niall and Liam sing What Makes You Beautiful

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSYB_Xj2RNE&feature=player_embedded

Louis will be in Doncaster tomorrow for Lottie's birthday.

Niall today

Louis today

Zayn today!

Liam todayyy

Harry today! (only postin a bit today guys sorry not feelin too well xx)

GOODNIGHT FELLOW DOUCHEDICKS

when i start getting the sudden urge to pour acid all over my skin and watch it burn off my flesh slowly and painfully, that's when i know i need to go to sleep and try to forget about these boys. so this is goodnight. i will keep you all in my prayers and hope that your obsession with them is miraculously cured. bye.

BARF. I HATE YOU BOTH.

you ok? looks like someone poured bleach all over your face.