wow, i'm not even joking this is literally my life.

• Friend: Why do you even like One Direction?
• Me: I don't
• Friend: I thought you...
• Me: Nope
• Friend: So you're saying if you met them you wouldn't try to propose to them
• Me: Oh no I would
• Friend: So you do like One Direction?
• Me: Nope
• Friend: Then why do you have all their posters?
• Me: Cause I hate them
• Friend: What